I invest in technology.
I don’t set up technology.
This Sonos system I got via my friend MC Hammer’s recommendation. It has multiple-room functionality that I can use to control the music in my house using my wife’s iPhone—SO COOL.
But it requires me to interface with a Cisco-like router.
Remmy doesn’t play that Cisco game.
I missed that deal in the basement bowel of a Stanford University computer science program. It was under my nose the entire time.
So when you say Cisco, router, or even the similar word Costco, I effing cringe. I get fetal and ball up like a pre-pubescent little girl and just wanna cry. I needed that 80 mil.
Email if you can come to my office at 2550 Sand Hill Road to help me set it up.
remmy [at] aonetwork.com
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